Phyrum Canon

Cruzer, Trident, Dark, Midnight, Ctrl, Aran, and Nido went to the beach. Many violent things happened and absolutely no fanservice occured. Nothing else here. Obviously. Nothing at all.

(Couldn't record it all, but here's the basic synopsis. Cruzer, Metal, Trident in chat. Trident and Cruzer are battling with wind puns, trying to win the war. Trident wins in the end, and Cruzer admits defeat, conceding from the whole war. She leaves the chat, with Metal and Trident talking about his new position as the "Pun King" from winning the war. This is the log after that statement.)

Cruzer: HE CANNOT BE THE PUN KING!
Tridentking:
metaluca: I thought you left
Cruzer: I left to cool off...
Tridentking: sorry grand!
Cruzer: It doesn't take too long to cool down...
metaluca: and what would you be? the Punzer?
Cruzer: And Trident, please don't become the Pun King! You're walking into something much worse than you think!
Tridentking: i wont you can take the role as Pun Trap if u want
Cruzer: Nothing at all to Puns!
metaluca: ... did anyone got my pun...
Cruzer: Thanks for the pun Metal.
Cruzer: NOW LET ME CONVINCE TRIDENT NOT TO BECOME PUN ROYALTY
Tridentking: asdf....
metaluca: I would say one thing: Punity
Cruzer: Please don't! You probably don't understand, but it's for your own sake!
metaluca: do your pun together!
Cruzer: No Metal, NO!
Tridentking: right its because if i am a king ill need a queen worthy and no one else can do puns as good as u.....
metaluca: and you'll be the king and queen!
Cruzer: T-that's the problem! I will NOT allow us to be King and Queen! You know what that means, right?!
Tridentking: this furthers our OTP status?
Cruzer: N-not that! Anything but that!
Tridentking: but nah im only on pun rolls on some days so meh ill settle with king of the sea
Cruzer: Geez...
metaluca: ok, I'm going to cook
metaluca: behave while I'm away
Tridentking: u better share with us
Cruzer: Alrighty, stay safe Metal.
Tridentking: and dont burn urself!
Cruzer: Maybe he'll make some... Bread Rolls.
Tridentking: or...sweet rolls
Cruzer: Gosh darnit Trident...
metaluca: don't worry, I handle stuff at 800°C, I'm used to handle hot stuff
Tridentking: hot stuff
Cruzer: I can't bear it. I'm giving up on the puns...
metaluca: haha, you got this one
Tridentking: why!!!!
Cruzer: You've already bested me three times now. I guess you can be... pun Royalty...
Cruzer: I admit defeat.
Tridentking: no grand dont give up!!!!
Tridentking: make ur grand entrance and defeat me!!
Cruzer: Trident... I'm out of Tsun for today. I don't have the same Flame in me like before.
Tridentking: u sure ur alright or is this deeper then puns....
Cruzer: I... I've lost purpose in chat since my puns have been taken. That's it.
Tridentking: OTP status! remember that...thats gold!!!!!!! comedy, what the chat loves!!!!!
Tridentking: or...or ill just stop punning
Cruzer: What about OTP then? Are you going to accept the Royalty role? And most of the time, I feel like I'm too over-aggressive in the chat...
Arcterran: Stop punning? MADNESS!
Cruzer: ...hi Arc.
Tridentking: i dont wanna take the role though......u made it and i took it...by accident
Tridentking: and hey arc!!
Arcterran: So....you lost the pun war? (Hi trident!)
Cruzer: No, well... I'm a Queen, and your name already suits you...
Cruzer: I lost a big battle Arc, then I conceded. It's not for me.
Arcterran: Well O.o
Tridentking: ill be the king in the shadow of the queen! u do ur thing and when u run out ill try!!!
Cruzer: ...Shadow?
metaluca: sounds lewd....
Tridentking: damn it metal....
metaluca: xD
Tridentking: it was supposed to sound inspiring!!!
Arcterran: XD
Cruzer: It didn't help much...
metaluca: (away again)
Tridentking: but for real though i wont pun, only a little if i need to ok
Cruzer: I've lost so much confidence and Tsun in me, I don't even feel like getting made at the lewd.
Arcterran: Dumb question, Tsun?
Tridentking: tsundere
Arcterran: ah
Cruzer: Trident, it's fine! I just got too, overaggressive with you...
Tridentking: graaaand dont lose confidence over some dumb virtual war
Cruzer: I mean, you're pretty bad with the lewd jokes... Then I was done with it... Then you took my online confidence and jokes away from me...
Arcterran: (brb)
Cruzer: Trident...
Tridentking: only metal was there to witness it so no harm....
Cruzer: Maybe... All I'm saying here is that, maybe a change of pace is in order.
Tridentking: what kind of change....
Cruzer: I'm struggling in chat. Keeping up with it and such is hard enough on me...
Cruzer: What I'm saying... is that... as much as I would rather not say it... Maybe I need some help...
Arcterran: back
Tridentking: ur my friend course ill help
Arcterran: Hey I just say whatever stupid thing comes to mind if that helps XD
Arcterran: and hope something sticks or entertains
Cruzer: Trident, you don't understand the scale of what I'm trying to say here...
Cruzer: Thanks Arc...
Tridentking: what kind of help then....
Cruzer: Maybe I need somebody to depend on. Somebody who's there for me.
Cruzer: Trident... Do you understand what I'm saying?
Tridentking: maybe? if u need anything u can ask.....
Cruzer: Trident...
Tridentking: yeah
Cruzer: Trident... Why do you not understand me?
Tridentking: ._. im bad with subtle hints.....
Cruzer: TRIDENT!
Tridentking: ah!
Cruzer: I'M ASKING IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY KING OR NOT!
Tridentking: um.....well....sure
Arcterran: XD
Cruzer: TRIDENT
Tridentking: what!
metaluca: -_- such enthusiasm ...
Cruzer: YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?!
Tridentking: i do jeez.....
Cruzer: Then what am I asking from you?!
Tridentking: if we should take what we have and go further with it
Cruzer: Trident...
Tridentking: yes
Arcterran: (brb)
Cruzer: The shipping, the OTP, the beach, the puns. I've had the pleasure of indulging in it all with you.
Tridentking: it was all fun
walkernato: did i make it?
Cruzer: I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL TRIDENT! DO YOU NOT SEE?!
Tridentking: yeah i got that....
walkernato: umm, guys?
Tridentking: sups walk
walkernato: what is going on?
Cruzer: Ehm... Hi walker...
Cruzer: Trident, are you going to make it official with me? You as King and me as Queen yet, or what?!
Tridentking: lets make this canon
Cruzer: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO, IDIOT!
Tridentking: so this was MY plan?????
walkernato: i'm just gonna go...
metaluca: lol walker
metaluca: don't think there will be a stream
Tridentking: i dont remember being such a genuis!
Cruzer: Uh... sorry about the timing walker...
metaluca: must be freaked out
Tridentking: o god everyones joining -_-
Cruzer: Well, aren't you going to say it Trident?!
Tridentking: the official OTP is canon guise! its canon!!! it set sail and made it to land!!!!!!! we did it!!!!!
Cruzer: NOT THAT YOU DUNCE!
Tridentking: ._.
Cruzer: If this is going to be official, with us as King and Queen t-together... There's a certain question that needs to be said!
Tridentking: O_O
metaluca: I say my sentence or not?
metaluca: oops, wrong windows
Cruzer: ...Yeah. What was that about Metal...
Tridentking: dammit metal...mood killer
metaluca: sorry guys =(
Tridentking: is good
Cruzer: Metal, you're fine.
Cruzer: Trident, one big question. A guy, and a girl. C'mon!
Tridentking: u wanna be my queen or something?
Cruzer: Keep going...
Cruzer: What does a Queen need for it to be official?
Tridentking: i dont like to be showy ._. a ring?
Cruzer: Now... What do you do with that ring?
Tridentking: tiara?
Tridentking: put it on ur finger......
Cruzer: Before that, how do you present that ring?
Tridentking: in a box
Cruzer: And how do you present the box?
Tridentking: holding it in some lands while kneeling but i find that cliche
metaluca: but that's what every girl wants!
Cruzer: WELL HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME SAY "YES"?!
Tridentking: u wanna be my queen or something?
metaluca: -_-
Cruzer: Wow Trident. Smooth.
Cruzer: I almost feel like turning it down from how bad that was.
Tridentking: *kneels on ground holds out box and stares into eyes* Join me and become my Queen grand. (u happy?)
Cruzer: YES! FINALLY, AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME! YES!
Tridentking: such a long time......creep
metaluca launch fireworks
Cruzer: This whole ordeal of talking you into it lasted a long freaking time!
Tridentking: everyone was watching.....
Tridentking: time to rewrite my fanfic it seems.....it wasnt good anyways
Cruzer: Pssh, I'm not that embarassed. I'm Tsun right now. Not Dere.
Tridentking: oh and the ship story is gunna be a whole lot romantic now
Cruzer: But since the big problem is finally overcome, I can be more Dere-Dere. :3
metaluca: planning to go on a cruise around the world?
Tridentking: meh
Cruzer: I dunno...
Tridentking: this was not my plan just gunna say!!!!!
Cruzer: Sure it wasn't...
metaluca: But first, you need to be aknowledge by the church, so you need phyrnna's approval
Tridentking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_uWS6K-VF8 fit the mood
Cruzer: Well, the ring signals engagement, it isn't official yet.
Arcterran: (back)
Tridentking: wb!
Cruzer: But after Goddess Phyrnna blesses us in the name of Phyrum, it'll be the sweetest thing to date in this chat!
Cruzer: Hello Arc! :3
Arcterran: Oh gosh the fanfics that will be written!
Tridentking: -_-
Arcterran: *Launches into orbit with kerbals, explodes*
Cruzer: Ep... Did you see it all?!
Arcterran: I just did XD
Tridentking: ._.
Cruzer: Agh... I-I'm so embarrassed now...
metaluca: so there is at least to witness
metaluca: two*
Tridentking: there there grand *pokes with broom*
Cruzer: It's just the engagement, not the whole wedding!
Cruzer: W-why do you still have that broom?!
Tridentking: its my broom....
metaluca: as long as it's not with his trident that he pokes you
Tridentking: <_<
Cruzer: >_>
metaluca: wat?
Tridentking: im lewd but not that lewd
metaluca: he is the king of the sea, he must have a trident, hence it's name
Cruzer: Y-you're not.... really going to do that... are you Trident?
metaluca: I wasn't lewd!
metaluca: but I see you are already thinking about the next step ;-)
metaluca: both of you
Tridentking: -_- i wont say anything grand....
Cruzer: ...
Cruzer: Thank you Trident...
Tridentking: but ill say this...nice save metal
metaluca: nice save?
Tridentking: er.....so u wont sound lewd u said something else
metaluca: oh ok
Tridentking: well this was an eventful chat.......
Cruzer: Indeed...
Cruzer: Trident...
Tridentking: mhm
Cruzer: What personality do you like in me?
Cruzer: Do you prefer me Tsun, or Dere?
Tridentking: ur cool, u tolerate me very well, ur puns , and i dont care its adorable both ways
Cruzer: Awww... Thanks honey...

(A bit afterwards...)
metaluca: I just realized you didn't kissed!
Cruzer: Not yet! Like, 20 minutes though.
Cruzer: W-wait, what?! We n-never kissed!
Tridentking: *kisses grands forhead* u happy with this fanservice metal???
metaluca: nope
Tridentking: <_<
Cruzer: Ugh... Do I need to handle this?
Tridentking: i just kissed u....
Cruzer: But not like this.
Cruzer grabs hold of Trident's head, and kisses him on the cheek
metaluca: I think e need the tsun for this one to happen
Tridentking: oh ok ok i was gunna go full on romantic but that works...i mean *blush*
Cruzer: Well, what DO you want, Metal?!
Cruzer: And do you want romantic Trident?!
Cruzer: DO YOU?!
Tridentking: meh
Cruzer: YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULD
metaluca: you know grand, in france, we cheek kiss whenever we met someone, so its nothing
Tridentking: in my culture we do that to
metaluca: you see
Cruzer: Fine, then I'll make it better.
Tridentking: o god....
Cruzer forcfully grabs hold of Trident's head, and kisses him on the lips
metaluca: \o/
Tridentking: *doesnt mind*